Well, it's white. Do you like white nail polish? Chances are you'll like this. We just want you to know exactly what you're getting into, just like you know exactly what you're getting into when you order the loaded tots with a milkshake.

Or maybe you know someone who has complained about tummy troubles twice a week for the past ten years and they haven't made the connection that dairy is, in fact, doing them dirty. This polish sends the message. Although, ignorance is bliss... ooey, gooey, melty bliss.

As for the polish, we did a lot of testing to make this into a true one-coat white (perfect as a quick base before layering on neons). We loaded it with pigment and carefully burned off some of the solvents to increase viscosity and give you a big, creamy bead on your brush. With the right application, you'll get full opacity with about 3 pulls across the nail.

If you're not layering, protect it with a top coat.

Made from globally-sourced materials. Mixed, bottled, labeled, packed and shipped painstakingly by hand in the USA. We're looking forward to the robot overlords taking over this part of the process.

Vegan. 10-free. Never tested on animals.

Ingredients:
Butyl Acetate, Ethyl Acetate, Nitrocellulose, Adipic Acid/Neopentyl Glycol/Trimellitic Anhydride Copolymer, Acetyl Tributyl Citrate, Isobutyl Acetate, Isopropyl Alcohol, Acrylates Copolymer, Styrene/Acrylates Copolymer, Stearalkonium Bentonite, N-Butyl Alcohol, Benzophenone-1, Silica, Alumina, Trimethylpentanediyl Dibenzoate

May Contain:
Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891), Violet 2 (CI 60725)